Sex, Church and Pancakes

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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her
> > daughter
> > was having sex.
> >
> > Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact
> > the family's
> > status, she consulted the family doctor.
> >
> > The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful
> > and any
> > attempt to stop the girl would probably result in
> > rebellion. He then
> > told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth
> > control and
> > until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
> >
> > Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a
> > date, the woman
> > told her about the situation and handed her a box of
> > condoms
> >
> > The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her
> > mother
> > saying:
> >
> > 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that!
> > I'm dating Susan!'
> >
> >
> >
> > Church
> >
> > A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to
> > shake the
> > preacher's hand . He said 'Preacher, I'll tell
> > you, that was a damned
> > fine
> > sermon. Damned good!'
> >
> > The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather
> > you didn't use
> > profanity.'
> >
> > The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that
> > sermon I put five
> > thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
> >
> > The preacher said, 'No ****?'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Pancakes
> >
> >
> > Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
> >
> > With some hesitation, they explained that although their
> > little angel
> > appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about
> > his rather
> > small penis.
> >
> > After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared,
> > 'Just feed
> > him
> > pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
> >
> > The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there
> > was a large
> > stack of warm
> > pancakes in the middle of the table.
> >
> > 'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
> >
> > 'Just take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are
> > for your father.'
> >