Barack Obama goes to the doctor

[THEFERMANATOR]

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in

the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start

working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave

it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like bull****!'

The doctor replied, 'It was -- you were a quart low.'