politics defined

[THEFERMANATOR]

A boy goes up to his father and tells him that he has an assignment at school which is bringing in your own words the definition of the word “POLITICS”.
The father says to him that he is no expert but he can give him an example that maybe helps him to put together a definition. So he tells him: Let’s pretend our house is a country, so I am the government; your mother is the administration; you are the people; the maid is the working class and your little baby brother is the future. Do you understand?

The boy replies that he would need to think about it and that the next morning they will discuss it.

That night, when everybody is sleeping the baby is crying like maniac and nobody came to his attention. So he goes to see his brother and found out that he had poop all the way up to his neck, and even though the crying was really loud, his mother was sound asleep and saw that his father was not in the bedroom, so he goes to the maid looking for help and saw daddy doing the maid, so he decided he would do nothing, and went back to sleep.

The next day, the father asks the kid if he did get the example he told him, so he can put together the definition of the word “Politics”. The boy tells him as follows:

“While the government is ****ing the working class, the administration is fast asleep. The people are being completely ignored and the future is full of ****

[willy]

That about sums it up :-/

[bradford]

POLITICS:

poly--Greek word meaning "many".

ticks--Small bloodsucking pests.

;) ;)