The answer.

[THEFERMANATOR]

The mayor of Palmdale , CA was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Palmdale.

He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Palmdale was full of pigeon poop, the people of Palmdale could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.

It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Halland offered the Mayor a proposition.

'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city.

But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue California sky.

All the pigeons in Palmdale saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Palmdale pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.

The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Palmdale of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?

Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?


Nooooooo!

The mayor asked:
'Do you have a blue Mexican?'

[tsubaki]

you're bad,........................ that's probably why the girls like you.

[THEFERMANATOR]

Originally Posted by tsubaki

you're bad,........................ that's probably why the girls like you.

I know, she tells me all the time I aint right in the head. About the girls thing, I only wish.

[nipper]

That's a good one, Ferm. Completely racist and politically incorrect, but a good one indeed.

[THEFERMANATOR]

Originally Posted by nipper

That's a good one, Ferm. Completely racist and politically incorrect, but a good one indeed.

Just re-posting one I found. To clarify I don't think they all should leave, but they should all have to go through what our ancestors did to be here. I'm rather UN-PC, so I figured what the he!!.

[macojoe]

I have some Blue Pills!

[nipper]

Just kidding with you Ferm. I know you meant it all in good fun. I was not offended in the slightest. Heck, if we cannot all poke fun with each other it is no longer worth it.