Hot Dogs

chumbucket · #1 03-30-2008, 07:08 PM

I've heard MJ likes them. A lot!

Mac_Attack · #2 03-30-2008, 07:28 PM

Do tell us CB! Billy Mac

lumberslinger178 · #3 03-30-2008, 07:31 PM

If Hot Dogs are wrong I dont wanta be rite

garagenc · #4 03-30-2008, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberslinger178

If Hot Dogs are wrong I dont wanta be rite

I had been married and was working as a apprentice at a local shipyard and we had been working 12-16hrs a day for 2 years. My 1st wife didn't know how to cook so I got hotdogs on Monday, fish sticks on Tuesday and both on Wednesday. I came home 1 wednesday after working 12hrs that day and when I put my fork to the plate it rotated around due to a tit on the bottom of the plate. It pissed me off so I got up from the table carrying the plate and threw it out the door. That was the last day I've eaten either.

My present wife doesn't ever mention either for ANY meal with me.

THEFERMANATOR · #5 03-30-2008, 09:38 PM

Hot dogs brings up a rather vivid story from my high school days. There was this girl who was let's say "So ugly you'd have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her". And she was rather lonely, so she decided to go on a date with an OSCAR MEYER. Well she went on the date, and things went all the way. Well after things went all the way, ole OSCAR wasn't coming out

. So she ended up spending that evening in the ER and getting a nurse to go in and retrieve him

. Needless to say she dropped out of high school shortly after the story got out.

True story

.

THEFERMANATOR · #6 03-30-2008, 09:38 PM

Or theres this fictitous tale I found.

A new, young MD doing his residency was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams.
To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"
She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'.

chumbucket · #7 03-30-2008, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEFERMANATOR

Hot dogs brings up a rather vivid story from my high school days. There was this girl who was let's say "So ugly you'd have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her". And she was rather lonely, so she decided to go on a date with an OSCAR MEYER. Well she went on the date, and things went all the way. Well after things went all the way, ole OSCAR wasn't coming out

. So she ended up spending that evening in the ER and getting a nurse to go in and retrieve him

. Needless to say she dropped out of high school shortly after the story got out.

True story

.

You went to school with MJ? Wow. Small world.

chumbucket · #8 03-30-2008, 09:56 PM

MJ likes weiner dogs. Come on MJ. Post the pics. I know you have some.

macojoe · #9 03-30-2008, 10:30 PM

Wow you can't keep your mouth shut about anything!! No I don't have any pic's yet!!

But since CB has his mouth running I will tell you guys

I no this guy that has fallen on some real hard times, been sleeping in his car and all!! Most his own fault! But none the less he is in some trouble.

He is slowly gettingnthings toghter and has just got a room to live in, but they do not allow pets.

8 months ago he bought a pure breed AKC Hot Dog, Now 11 monts old. and the poor thing has been with him thur all this crap, and needs a good home bad! He is a bit hyper and has had ZERO traning!!

Now I have had dogs before and love them, but hate the work thats has to go into them, so I have become a Cat person!!
Well this little guy was so cuye I could not say no! I called the wife and told her and she bring him home!!
But I told the wife and my friend that the Cat is going to make the desison!! He is the king, and if can't get buy it then the dog would have to go.

Cat did not run to the dog but wasn't happy to see it eaither, the dog went up to the cat and all mwas mfine till the dog barked! Cat hissed, growled like a dog and that little puppy was under my legs in a second!

Cat seems to be fine after a full day as long as the dog keeps his distance and doesn't bark at him. Good forthe dog the cat has beenn declawed!

Well after a day I have started to creat train him and he is smart and we think all will settle down when he is trained and the cat gets to no him, so we are keeping him!

His name is Dale, I will get some pic up soon!

CB you happy now?? Just no be giving out the othyer news!! I will let them know when the deal is done!

chumbucket · #10 03-30-2008, 10:34 PM

They're called Dachsunds.