Broke Back

[Skools Out]

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a
gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a
drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's
the name of your weewee?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is
a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you
tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for
the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls
his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting
to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the
thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it
takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right,
who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and
gives a wink.

Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET.'
Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN."