priceless

[lumberslinger178]

>MASTERCARD WEDDING
>
>You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
>that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
>
>even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>
>After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
>microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
>
>coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
>
>He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
>his
>new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
>his
>deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
>
>from him.
>
>So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party
>was
>an envelope.
>
>He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
>envelope.
>
>Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
>with
>the best man.
>
>The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
>private detective to tail them.
>
>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
>couple
>of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
>
>Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
>
>Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
>
>He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
>
>While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
>finding
>out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
>nothing
>were wrong.
>
>His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
>
>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
>man's
>reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>
>This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>
>Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
>this?
>
>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
>
>Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
>
>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
>
>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
>humping the best man: Priceless.
>
>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>MASTERCARD!
>