Home Remedies

[reelapeelin]

Amazingly simple home remedies

1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.

6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.

[Blue_Runner]

Hilarious! I particularly like the toilet seat trick. ;)

[msbhammer]

Your to much REEL. ;D

[Franco]

Oz, I tried to pee in the sink, aint tall enough, Mrs Pubah said one more time and she is packing me of to South Carolina!

[reelapeelin]

Originally Posted by Franco

Oz, I tried to pee in the sink, aint tall enough, Mrs Pubah said one more time and she is packing me of to South Carolina!

Well PI$$ on it and come on UP!!... ;D ...

[parishht]

Originally Posted by Franco

Oz, I tried to pee in the sink, aint tall enough, Mrs Pubah said one more time and she is packing me of to South Carolina!

Lower the sink, problem solved.

I don't have that problem, I just use the outdoor facilities.
Au Natural, nothing like watching the birds and the bunnies while p__ing.

[Stillrunning]

I wonder why they think the correct position is for the seat to be down as if its left up it would be dry when they put it down.

I had a toothache this morning. Took hammer, hit thumb :o... Toothache went away for ten seconds... Toothache came back and now thumb hurts like..... :'(

;D ;D ;D ;D