Fun in the South

[reelapeelin]

Southern Folks Have The Answers !!!
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>> Tennessee
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>> The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so
>> he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
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>> He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
>> University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you
>> $20,000,
>> minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
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>> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my
>> earrings."
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>> Alabama
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>> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
>> for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
>> staggering
>> under
>> the weight of an eight-point buck.
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>> "Where's Henry?" the others asked."
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>> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
>> trail," the successful hunter replied.
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>> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
>> inquired.
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>> A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
>> steal Henry!"
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>> Louisiana
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>> A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world
>> comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
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>> When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana , because
>> everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of
>> the
>> civilized world.
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>> Mississippi
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>> The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said
>> to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
>> parking lot!"
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>> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
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>> "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
>> number."
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>> Georgia
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>> A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper
>> asked, "Got any ID?"
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>> The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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>> North Carolina
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>> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
>> the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the
>> car and
>> one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
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>> A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
>> turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem
>> was.
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>> The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
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>> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
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>> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
>> in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it
>> neither."
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>> Say what you want about the South,
>> but you never hear of anyone
>> retiring and moving North
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