Retired...

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Retired
> r
> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
> days
> interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went
> into
> a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I Came out,
> there
> was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
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> I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired
> person
> a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
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> I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another
> ticket
> for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo
> Nazi." He
> finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
> first. Then
> he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
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> The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't
> care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the
> tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have
> a little fun each day. It's important to my health.........