Dr willy

[tsubaki]

I am trying to sell a bed frame I recently purchased. I ordered it over the Internet - it was a bit of an impulse buy. *Now that it's arrived, I realize that it doesn't go with any of my other oak furniture. *I can't send it back. * The bed frame is 100% hand carved and imported from India. *The mattress is orthopedic, brand new, and hasn't been slept on.


I thought I would give you first dibs, but if you know of anyone else who might be interested please forward this, as I'd like to sell it ASAP. *

I haven't named a price yet, but if you're interested we'll work something out. * Anyway, have a look below and let me know........................................Scroll Down for picture of bed.
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[lumberslinger178]

my lord ;D thats some major wood

[TunaHead]

Looks like a hand rubbed finish to me.

Tsu, I hope there is a happy ending to your story.

[willy]

Ok heres what you do, take an add on the local sex site on the internet or the local sex rag and advertise the bed with full pics as being a Kama Sutra Aura Projecting bed. That the experience of full male multiple orgasms happens every time the bed is used with a receptive female. That the aura causes women to lose control and achieve an ecstacy they have never before experienced .
You are offering this item for sale as you have achieved a level where you no longer need the aura as you now create your own and that for the right price (double what it cost you) you are willing to pass on the enlightenment to a deserving person.
You can throw in that it helps with male erectile function and therefore bring in the women buyers who you can offer to demonstrate it with. 8)

[msbhammer]

LOL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[charlie_the_tuna]

that is the coolest bed i have seen in my life.

[tsubaki]

Originally Posted by TunaHead

Looks like a hand rubbed finish to me.

Tsu, I hope there is a happy ending to your story.

;DI should of clarified before blurting the post.
That was an e-mail someone sent me.
lumber, that's an understatment.
That's some major woodies ;D

[parishht]

Ebay has an adult only section,
I'll bet that would sell fast and high $ there. ;D ;D

[Fishphanatic]

Talk about morning wood! :P

coolest bed ya ever seen, huh charlie.

i thought you might like penis,lol