Talkin Dog

[Skools Out]

A young cowboy from Miles City, Montana goes of to college, but
halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his
money.

He calls home. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe what modern
education is developing. They actually have a program here in
Bozeman that will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk."

"That's amazing!" his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that
program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000," the young cowboy says, "I'll
get him in the course."

So ... his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The
boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?" his father wants to
know.

"Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm. But you just won't believe
this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to
teach the animals how to read."

"Read?!" exclaims his father. "No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue
in that program?"

"Just send $2,500. I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end
of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor
read. So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the
year, his father is all excited.

"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him
read something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home , Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked
back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he
suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing
around with that little redhead barmaid at the Blue Sky Café and
Tavern?'"

The father groans and whispers, "I hope you shot that son of a b!tch
before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.

[C YENSEN]

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[Blue_Runner]

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