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Unread 12-05-2007, 09:47 PM
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Default New Weight Loss Program

New weight loss program for men :


guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The
next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a

voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of

Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself
as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after
her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same
g irl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the
fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb s.
as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program. The next
day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads,
"If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door
after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best,
but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with
him gradually getting in better and better
shape.

Much to his delight
on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers t h at he has lost
another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
and calls the
company to order the 7-day/50 pound p rogram

"Are you sure?" asks the
representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous
program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your *** is

mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week.
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Unread 12-06-2007, 01:26 PM
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Default Re: New Weight Loss Program

After than it is time to re-order the 5-day program ;D

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