You ever spoon a bear?

[Redneck]

I did today!!! Ok ok here is ho it went down. yesterday I had my boy out deer hunting. I spotted a few deer on the field across from were we had set up. Kalum told me to sneek over and have a look to see if a big buck was around. Skirting the tree line I came upon a little dead bear lying on the side of the field. I thought to myself ( Poor little guy some prick shot and left yea) and I gave him a tap in the head with my boot. HE F@#$ING LOOKED AT ME!!!! I jumped 20 mabie 50 feet up and sideways I have no idea pretty sure I was screaming like a wee girl while doing it. That got my full attention the rest of the way to back to the kid and the truck. We drove over to him and I tosed a pine cone at him he didn't care so I got out. I poked him with my gun he hised at me a little but just wanted to go back to sleep after a few pics with my phone we left. I went back today with a friend and his little girl to see if it was still there and he was. I got out while she took a video and I got layed down and SPOONED the sleepy bear. I then scrached behind his ear and feed him an apple and a few snow balls. I even grabed his upper lip and checked his teeth.

First impresions


Wakie wakie


He's still here


And you think you wake up with a bear!