Dumbest thing you ever heard on a boat

[Monkey Butler]

Tied up in the basin at the Galleria Mall in Cambridge Mass. (Charles River, a short ride to the locks and Boston Harbor) a guy in a wife beater (obviously not a Harvard or MIT student) points at all our fishing rigs and asks "what do you catch with those"?

My kids answer "Striped Bass, Cod, Sharks....".

Wife Beater Guy: "Whoa, you can catch those in here"?

Kids: "Uh, no we go out in the ocean".

WBG: "Wow, this connects to the ocean"?

Kids: "Yeah".

WBG (looking even more perplexed): "What ocean"?