Stinky talks to MJ's pets...

[Stinky_Hooker]

Stinky: "That your dog?"
MJ: "Yep."
Stinky: "Mind if I speak to him?"
MJ: "Dog no talk."
Stinky: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
MJ: (Look of shock!)
Stinky: "Is MJ your owner?" (Pointing at MJ...)
Dog: "Yep."
Stinky: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
MJ: (Look of total disbelief)
Stinky: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
MJ: "Horse no talk."
Stinky: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
MJ: (Extreme look of shock!)
Stinky: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to MJ...)
Horse: "Yep."
Stinky: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather........"
MJ: (Look of total amazement)
Stinky: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
MJ: "Sheep lie........"