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Late night with a woman
A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows "Twenty dollars" she whispers.
Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer "I'm making love to me wife!" the Newfoundlander answers sounding annoyed "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face."
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson  
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01-04-2012, 08:46 PM
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ROFL
 
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God) Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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