I made the front page this AM

[Blue_Runner]

I made the front page of the local paper this morning. Complete with photo. I'm the good looking one at the top. The reporter left out part of my statement tho. What I really said was, "I heard other people talking about it, so I ran out and left them all in there to die." No joke. Exact words.

http://www2.journalnow.com/news/2011/aug/23/15/tremors-from-virginia-quake-felt-in-winston-salem-ar-1324533/

I will be available for autographs after 5pm today for those interested.