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Unread 02-11-2011, 12:49 PM
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Default The Farmer and his wife

One night, a drunken farmer grabbed his wife's breast and said "if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cows!" Then he smacks her *** and says "If this could yield eggs, we could get rid of the chickens!" She then squeezes his pecker and said "If this could stay hard, we could get rid of your brother!"
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damn thats cold!
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