Husband 11

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The 11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What ?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

" Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not..

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.

"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
.
"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was............. God I
miss him !!.
.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ?

"You're with the " GOVERNMENT ". .
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."