Top 10 Country Hits

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Top Ten Classic Country & Western Songs:















10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body butMine
















9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman but I've Woke Up With a Few














8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me













7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'













6. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight Even if I Thought She Could Win















5. I'm so Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here















4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Miss Him













3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger













2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer















And the Number One Classic Country & Western song is...















1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My *** All Day

And who can forget; Keep Your tongue In Your Mouth, Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye