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Getting "old".
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh......it is all true..... Perks of reaching 50, being over 60, and heading to/over, 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?" 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08. You can eat supper at 4 pm. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14.. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Forward this to every one you can remember ---- now! And NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.......
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04-23-2009, 07:02 PM
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At 49 im very afraid.....hahaha
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04-23-2009, 07:38 PM
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at 56 I'm not afraid, O chit what was it I'm NOT suppose to be afraid of!!!
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04-24-2009, 07:13 AM
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My my you guys are old, what were we talking about?
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04-24-2009, 07:17 AM
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30 here and not looking forward to the stuff all you old guys around here go through.....and by old guys I dont have to mention any names....you know who you are....lol
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04-24-2009, 07:26 AM
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He who curses growing older hasn't studied the cemetery closely enough...I want as much time between me and that final resting place as possible ... when the time comes, it'll be ashes on the ocean for me...
Til then yer as young as you THINK you are...  BTW...V-20s keep you younger...
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04-25-2009, 07:34 AM
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I heard 50's the new 30
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04-25-2009, 09:11 AM
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yeah and fats the new thin.
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04-25-2009, 05:51 PM
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lol Ive been telling myself that for 25 yrs
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