Wal-mart interview

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WAL-MART INTERVIEW
> >
> > Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task
> > of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting
> > through a stack of resumes she found four people who were
> > equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and
> > ask them only one question. Their answer would determine
> > which of them would get the job.
> >
> > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
> > table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you
> > know of?'
> >
> > The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops
> > into your head. There's no warning.
> >
> > 'That's very good!' replied jennifer .
> > 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second
> > man.
> >
> > 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and
> > you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the
> > fastest thing I know of.'
> >
> > 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an
> > eye, that's a very popular clic he for speed.' She
> > then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his
> > reply.
> >
> > 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
> > house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip
> > that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the
> > barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON
> > A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
> >
> > Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and
> > thought she had found her man. 'It 's hard to beat
> > the speed of
> > light,' she said.
> >
> > Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed
> > the same question.
> >
> > Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three
> > answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known
> > is DIARRHEA.'
> >
> > 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
> >
> > 'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day
> > I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom,
> > but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had
> > already **** my pants.'
> >
> > BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
> >
> > You probably will think of this every time you enter a
> > Wal-Mart from now on