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[Blue_Runner]

Jeff Gordon Fires Entire Pit Crew
CHARLOTTE, NC - This announcement
followed Jeff Gordon's decision to
take advantage of the government's plan to employ more underprivileged
and at risk youngsters from the burrough of Harlem in New York City.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in eight seconds with thousands of
dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an
excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are
won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon had to admit that he got
more than he bargained for in his interview with the NASCAR News team.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all four wheels in under six seconds, but within
12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number
of the vehicle, and sold the car to Dale Earnhart Jr. for ten cases of
Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the
shower.