Jotd

[nipper]

MJ, CB, Lumberslinger and Charlie the Tuna went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:

MJ: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

CB: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'd build her a new deck for the pool."

Lumber: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish, until they realized the Tuna had not said a word.

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

CTT: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater."