Hot Dogs

[chumbucket]

I've heard MJ likes them. A lot!

[Mac_Attack]

Do tell us CB! Billy Mac

[lumberslinger178]

If Hot Dogs are wrong I dont wanta be rite

[garagenc]

Originally Posted by lumberslinger178

If Hot Dogs are wrong I dont wanta be rite

I had been married and was working as a apprentice at a local shipyard and we had been working 12-16hrs a day for 2 years. My 1st wife didn't know how to cook so I got hotdogs on Monday, fish sticks on Tuesday and both on Wednesday. I came home 1 wednesday after working 12hrs that day and when I put my fork to the plate it rotated around due to a tit on the bottom of the plate. It pissed me off so I got up from the table carrying the plate and threw it out the door. That was the last day I've eaten either.

My present wife doesn't ever mention either for ANY meal with me.

[THEFERMANATOR]

Hot dogs brings up a rather vivid story from my high school days. There was this girl who was let's say "So ugly you'd have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her". And she was rather lonely, so she decided to go on a date with an OSCAR MEYER. Well she went on the date, and things went all the way. Well after things went all the way, ole OSCAR wasn't coming out. So she ended up spending that evening in the ER and getting a nurse to go in and retrieve him. Needless to say she dropped out of high school shortly after the story got out.

True story.

[THEFERMANATOR]

Or theres this fictitous tale I found.

A new, young MD doing his residency was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams.
To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"
She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'.

[chumbucket]

Originally Posted by THEFERMANATOR

Hot dogs brings up a rather vivid story from my high school days. There was this girl who was let's say "So ugly you'd have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her". And she was rather lonely, so she decided to go on a date with an OSCAR MEYER. Well she went on the date, and things went all the way. Well after things went all the way, ole OSCAR wasn't coming out. So she ended up spending that evening in the ER and getting a nurse to go in and retrieve him. Needless to say she dropped out of high school shortly after the story got out.

True story.

You went to school with MJ? Wow. Small world.