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Johnny wants to take his dog for a walk and asks his mom.

She says no, Belle is in heat and can't go outside.

Johnny asks, "whats heat?"

Not wanting to explain it to him, his mother sends him to the garage where his dad is working on the lawnmower.


"DAD! I want to take Belle for a walk, but Mom says that she is in heat and i can't."

His dad takes a towel and pours gas on it then rubs the dog's behind with the towel. "Take her once around the block and straight back here."

Johnny leaves and returns 10 minutes later with no sign of Belle.

His dad asks......"Johnny where is Belle?"


Johnny perks up "Dad, Belle ran out of gas, but don't worry there's another dog pushing her home!"
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Default Little Johnny

Johnny wants to take his dog for a walk and asks his mom.

She says no, Belle is in heat and can't go outside.

Johnny asks, "whats heat?"

Not wanting to explain it to him, his mother sends him to the garage where his dad is working on the lawnmower.


"DAD! I want to take Belle for a walk, but Mom says that she is in heat and i can't."

His dad takes a towel and pours gas on it then rubs the dog's behind with the towel. "Take her once around the block and straight back here."

Johnny leaves and returns 10 minutes later with no sign of Belle.

His dad asks......"Johnny where is Belle?"


Johnny perks up "Dad, Belle ran out of gas, but don't worry there's another dog pushing her home!"
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Just spit coffee on my computer screen.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Just spit coffee on my computer screen.

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You know I think I saw bell being pushed today, in case you lost her let me know and I'll look around my neighborhood.
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You know I think I saw bell being pushed today, in case you lost her let me know and I'll look around my neighborhood.
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Default Re: Little Johnny

lol good one...



here's another..lil johnny


the teacher asked lil johnny .."why did you bring your cat to school today?" lil johnny said (crying)..." because I heard my daddy tell my mommy .."I'm gonna eat that P***y when the kids go to school"
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lol good one...



here's another..lil johnny


the teacher asked lil johnny .."why did you bring your cat to school today?" lil johnny said (crying)..." because I heard my daddy tell my mommy .."I'm gonna eat that P***y when the kids go to school"
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