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Johnny wants to take his dog for a walk and asks his mom.
She says no, Belle is in heat and can't go outside. Johnny asks, "whats heat?" Not wanting to explain it to him, his mother sends him to the garage where his dad is working on the lawnmower. "DAD! I want to take Belle for a walk, but Mom says that she is in heat and i can't." His dad takes a towel and pours gas on it then rubs the dog's behind with the towel. "Take her once around the block and straight back here." Johnny leaves and returns 10 minutes later with no sign of Belle. His dad asks......"Johnny where is Belle?" Johnny perks up "Dad, Belle ran out of gas, but don't worry there's another dog pushing her home!"
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Johnny wants to take his dog for a walk and asks his mom.
She says no, Belle is in heat and can't go outside. Johnny asks, "whats heat?" Not wanting to explain it to him, his mother sends him to the garage where his dad is working on the lawnmower. "DAD! I want to take Belle for a walk, but Mom says that she is in heat and i can't." His dad takes a towel and pours gas on it then rubs the dog's behind with the towel. "Take her once around the block and straight back here." Johnny leaves and returns 10 minutes later with no sign of Belle. His dad asks......"Johnny where is Belle?" Johnny perks up "Dad, Belle ran out of gas, but don't worry there's another dog pushing her home!"
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Willy 1986 V20 Old School 1992 V20 1992 150 Yamaha 1997 HydraSport 2250 Vector 2009 17' G3 Outfitter "G Spot" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDebw...eature=related "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid on a hand on. I don't do these things to others and I require the same from them" JW |
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;
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Willy 1986 V20 Old School 1992 V20 1992 150 Yamaha 1997 HydraSport 2250 Vector 2009 17' G3 Outfitter "G Spot" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDebw...eature=related "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid on a hand on. I don't do these things to others and I require the same from them" JW |
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Just spit coffee on my computer screen.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Just spit coffee on my computer screen.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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You know I think I saw bell being pushed today, in case you lost her let me know and I'll look around my neighborhood.
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson
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You know I think I saw bell being pushed today, in case you lost her let me know and I'll look around my neighborhood.
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!! 1991 V-20 cuddy I/O 350 volvo duo prop, 1998 15ft Grumman 9.9 Johnson
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lol good one...
here's another..lil johnny the teacher asked lil johnny .."why did you bring your cat to school today?" lil johnny said (crying)..." because I heard my daddy tell my mommy .."I'm gonna eat that P***y when the kids go to school"
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lol good one...
here's another..lil johnny the teacher asked lil johnny .."why did you bring your cat to school today?" lil johnny said (crying)..." because I heard my daddy tell my mommy .."I'm gonna eat that P***y when the kids go to school"
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