DIESEL FITTER

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2 BUDDYS LOST THEIR JOB DUE TO THE FACTORY CLOSING. THEY GO TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE AND AFTER THE 1ST COMES OUT OF THE OFFICE HE TELLS HIS FRIEND THE LADY AT THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE GOT HIM A JOB INSTALLING ID TAGS ON NEW PRODUCTS MAKING $7.50 A HOUR.

THE 2ND GUY GOES IN AND WHEN HE COMES OUT HE TELLS HIS BUDDY SHE GOT HIM A JOB MAKING $25.00HR.
HIS BUDDY STARTS ASKING THE WOMAN WHY HE MAKES SO MUCH MORE THAN HIM AND SHE EXPLAINS HE'S A DIESEL FITTER AND THAT MEANS HE HAS SPECIALIZED TRAINING, SO HE MAKES FOR.

THE 1ST GUY STARTS TELLING HER NO NO NO ASK HIM WHAT HE DID AT THE OLD FACTORY, SO SHE SHAKES HER HEAD BUT TO QUIET THE GUY SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN, SO HE TELLS HER IN DETAIL:

YOU SEE I STAND AT THE END OF THE CONVEYOR BELT AND AS WOMEN'S UNDERPANTS COME OFF I PUT THEM ON MY HEAD AND IF THEY FIT I YELL

DIESEL FIT HER, DIESEL FIT HER!!!