A few more out of my vault

[THEFERMANATOR]

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her friend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her friend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later, the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said, "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"