Fifty Dollars is Fifty Dollars

[parishht]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
year, Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is
fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said, 'Esther,
I am 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter now, I might never
get another chance.'

Esther replied, 'Morris, that helicopter is fifty dollars, and fifty
dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'I'll make you a deal. I
will take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire
ride and not say a word, I won't charge you. But if you say one word, it's
fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all
kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did daredevil tricksover
and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly,
I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'mimpressed.'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said
something, when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

[willy]

Beautiful