Superbowl

[Skools Out]

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty."


"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

The first man says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married ."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, like a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

[reelapeelin]

Love it!!...

Man and wife playin' golf...guy slices driver off behind an old barn...wife suggest she hold barn-door open, allowing shot back to fairway...with no other alternative he tries it, hits his wife square in the head and drops her, dead as a hammer on the spot...

Couple of months later, playing w/a friend, the guy hits the same shot behind the barn...his friend offers to hold the barn-door open...guy says,''no, I've tried that shot before.'' His friend asks, ''What happened?"

''Double bogied,'' he answered.