What to do with a horny gorilla?

[Stinky_Hooker]

A small Zoo in Arkansas had obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available to take care of the problem at hand.

Thinking about their problem, the Head Zoo Keeper thought of ol' Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker who was responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had very little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution to their problem. So ol' Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. On the following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions.

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."

The Zoo Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."

The Zoo Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the childrun raised up Southern Baptist."

Once again it was agreed upon.

"And last of all," Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00."