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Never Argue With a Woman
>>>>>> >>>>>> A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort. >>>>>> >>>>>> The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to >>>>>> read. >>>>>> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing >>>>>> and >>>>>> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes area, the >>>>>> wife >>>>>> decides to take the boat out. >>>>>> >>>>>> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read >>>>>> her book.>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat. >>>>>> >>>>>> He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. >>>>>> What are you doing?" >>>>>> >>>>>> "Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious!"). >>>>>> >>>>>> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." >>>>>> >>>>>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could >>>>>> start >>>>>> >>>>>> at any moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report." >>>>>> >>>>>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," >>>>>> says the woman. >>>>>> ! >>>>>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the man. >>>>>> >>>>>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you >>>>>> could >>>>>> start at any moment." >>>>>> "Have a nice day," and he left...
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