THE WIFE FROM HELL

[Skools Out]

THE WIFE FROM HELL
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I
clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly
dear,
you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and
growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You shoul d be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector
unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched teeth, "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat
belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took
it off
when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat
belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns
to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk
to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....




"Only when he's been drinking."

[Skools Out]

THE WIFE FROM HELL
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I
clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly
dear,
you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and
growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You shoul d be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector
unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched teeth, "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat
belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took
it off
when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat
belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns
to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk
to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....




"Only when he's been drinking."

[randlemanboater]

"HE GOT WEED, HE GOT WEED!!!!"

[randlemanboater]

"HE GOT WEED, HE GOT WEED!!!!"

[msbhammer]

OUCH, He's busted. ;D

[msbhammer]

OUCH, He's busted. ;D

[macojoe]

At this point I be going to jail for assault and Battery after I shut her mouth for her!! Might as go all the way at this point!

[macojoe]

At this point I be going to jail for assault and Battery after I shut her mouth for her!! Might as go all the way at this point!

[Blue_Runner]

I fully expected to see a picture of Mrs. Blue Runner when I opened this post.....whew! 8)

[Blue_Runner]

I fully expected to see a picture of Mrs. Blue Runner when I opened this post.....whew! 8)