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Beware of those summer time mater samwhiches....
Was making one last night and I lost. After cutting a few slices he kept slipping out of my hand and rolling across the counter. I got mad at the little feller and went for a kung fu jab.
 Stinky-0 Mr. Mater-1  I finally got out of the ER about 2am and 7 stitches later. 
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06-28-2012, 12:59 PM
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Well, I say you need medication... Did you give the girls in the ER the Green Lantern Treatment ?? Sorry for your loss.
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06-28-2012, 01:19 PM
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06-28-2012, 02:12 PM
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ouch stink, it's gotta be the heat. i was hanging some rod racks in my work shed and bumped a speargun off of a rack. a 48" jbl magnum. the tip was off, but it landed on the inside of my ankle and went 3 inches into my foot. they didn't stich it, but i had to go back for 4 days in row so they could change out the packing.
at least you got a mater sandwich out of the deal. watch for infection, i got into some staff marsa last year through an ant bite.
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06-28-2012, 04:47 PM
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That's why they make food processors... Just sayin...
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06-28-2012, 08:24 PM
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damn son!!!
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06-29-2012, 08:25 AM
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Nothing like a little salt and pepper and mayo and some fresh maters on some sandwitch bread!!!! when I was young I lived a whole summer off mater sandwitches!!! Sorry about the stiches looks like that one hurt a little.
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06-29-2012, 08:47 AM
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there's been alot of talk about "maters" here and i'm not quite sure what that is but they sure do look alot like our 'tomatoes'.
having said that, how in the crap did you stab the top of your arm slicing 'tomatoes'??
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