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Once upon a time...
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "NO !" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny, long-legged, big-titted cheerleaders, and hunted and fished, and raced cars, played with his V20 all day, and went to nude bars, and dated women half his age, and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard any *****ing, and never paid child support or alimony, and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts whenever he wanted, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and always left the toilet seat up. The end. 
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08-23-2011, 11:42 AM
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Thanks alot now I have to clean coffee off of my screen! Crack me up, good one for the books! side hurts now.
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1976 Wellcraft V-20 Steplift w/1983 175 HP Johnson 1973 Sears 12 ft. V bottom w/1958 3 HP Evinrude "A boat is a hole in the water, surrounded by wood & fiberglass, into which one pours hard earned money into"
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