Question for dog experts....

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Well, on Christmas day, a dog bit me, ON MY LEFT BUTT !!! My cousins adored Akbash (Turkish ) 125 pound beast pet. I ran after he bit me on my leg and I got away, but catched me and bit me on my behing until I managed to climb a fence ( like a cat ).
I know you American guys are knowledgeable on this dog matters. The quetion is, what in the heck is wrong ( or right ) with me ???? A have been bitten about 20-25 times, all kind, all sizes, all situations. I am either a mad dog magnet, or I smell like steak !!!
Have you guys seen this luck, or I guess "ability" to be attacked by dogs.
My left butt is now swollen, damn it hurts !!! His fangs are about at least 1 inch long, and he stucked one fully on my rear bumper.
I used to ignore it, and just get medication and keep going, but as I get older, I know someday I will not be able to escape from them, and one of this day I am going to get really hurt. Any ideas, suggestions ?? Yeah yeah, you guys can make fun of me, I don`t mind, but at least throw a couple of good advise lines.