Italian Wedding Test

[CaptJ]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her ' little' sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations . She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me
that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

[lumberslinger178]

[RABBITFISH]

That was great! Excellent punch line timing! I had to read it again, can you put yourself in his shoes? What would you do?
That is excellent advice!!!!

[Road King Cole]

Originally Posted by RABBITFISH

What would you do?

I would be loyal and true to my fiance.

(I doubt my wife would ever read this, but can't be too careful).