GOD Is Busy

[CaptJ]

> > GOD Is Busy
> >
> > If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
> >
> > A United States Marine was attending some college
> > courses between assignments. He had completed missions
> > in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One of the courses had a professor
> > who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
> >
> > One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
> > He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real
> > then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
> > 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
> > Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am
> > GOD, I'm still waiting.'
> >
> > It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
> > out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
> > knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
> > The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
> >
> > The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
> > looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
> > noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What
> > in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
> >
> > The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting
> > America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
> > stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'
> >
> > The classroom erupted in cheers!
> >
> >
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