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Heart attack
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting......
'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband... The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, 'Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet and she's got no clothes on!' The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the closet door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You rotten '*****', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
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09-17-2009, 09:05 AM
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So not a heart attack at all...he wa suffering from Acute Relative Humidity...that's the sweat that forms on your nortons when your wife catches ya throwin' the stones to her sister... 
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09-17-2009, 03:47 PM
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Too dang funny reel!
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