Those Italians

[CaptJ]

For 2 years a married man was having an affa ir with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he told her that he would pay her
a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child and if she
stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. "Honey!," she said, "you received a very strange post card today ." he said "Just give it to me and I'll explain it later,"

She did, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted.


On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.