Skinny Dipping

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Subject: Fw: Skinny Dipping
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>> An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several
>> years. He had a large pond in the back.
>> It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
>> picnic tables, horseshoe courts,and some apple and peach trees
>>
>> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
>> hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a
>>five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
>> he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he
>> saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made
>> the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
>>
>> One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you
>> leave!'
>> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
>> naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
>> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
>>
>> Some old men can still think fast.