Blonde and Iowa farmers

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Prior to her trip to Iowa, Buffy (a Los Angeles blonde), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Corn State;

1. She wanted to taste some real Iowa beef Bar-B-Que.

2. She wanted to go to a bona fide Iowa farm. And..

3. She wanted to have sex with a real Iowa Farmer.

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she faired.

'Let me tell you, they have a tree out there called a Hickoryand when they slow cook that brisket of beef, or venison over that Hickory, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!' 'And I went to a real Iowa farm. Talk about athletes... guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride around in John Deere tractors, and then they go out at night and drink, dance and hunt! It is just incredible! "

Then they asked, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real Iowa farmer?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket

of their jeans, I changed my mind!'