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The stutterer
Garage's midget joke reminded me of this one....
Guy goes into the doctor because of a terrible stutter.... Do do doc, you you you have to hel hel help me...I've been stu stu stutering all my li li life and I cant ta ta take it any more. So the doctor does a full examination... "so so so what's the prog prog prog prognosis" Well I feel that due to the fact you have an exceptionally large penis the extra weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. We can cut off 4" , still leaving you with more than enough by most standards....if you dont like it we can always surgically re attach afterwards..... "le le le lets do it" says the stutterer. 2 weeks later the guy comes in for a follow up: "Hey Doc! It worked great! I dont stutter in the slightest bit anymore....I got to tell you though, I am not happy without that extra 4 inches....my girlfriends left me and I'm pretty sure I want it back" The doctor turns to him and says "no no no fu fu fu cking way!"
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Goo goo good one one R R R DDDDD Double U.
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*************************************** Stay Safe!  Sold - 1984 V-20 Cuddy with a 2003 Johnson 140 hp gas sippin 4-stroke. 1995 Ranger 250C with a 2015 Suzuki 300 hp 4-stroke.
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