political JOTD

[THEFERMANATOR]

A man was driving along when he blew a tire. Checking the spare, he discovered that it was flat as well. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next gas station for help.

The first vehicle to come along was driven by an old man who stopped his van and yelled out the window, "Need a lift, sonny?"
"Yes, I sure do, thanks" he replied.

"You a Republican or Democrat", asked the old man.
"Republican", he replied,
to which the old man yelled, "Well, in that case, you can just go *^*^*", and sped off without him.

Soon another motorist stopped, rolled down the window and asked him the same question.
Again, he gave the same answer (republican). That driver reacted by giving him the finger and sped off angrily.

He thought it over for a momment and decided that maybe he should change his strategy a bit. Since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans, he would act accordingly.

Soon, another car stopped. It was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if he needed help. "Yes", he replied. Then she asked the expected question to which he quickly replied, "I'm a Democrat"
"Well in that case, hop in", she exclaimed.

Driving down the road, he couldn't help but look at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to him, the wind blowing through her hair, she had perfect breast, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, he yelled, "Please stop the car".
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car came to a halt, he jumped out.

"What's the matter?", she asked.
"I just can't take it anymore" he replied, "I'm sorry, I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody"