Old Lil Johnny Joke

[Skools Out]

On Christmas morning, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to
her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of b!tches who want off,
get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of
b!tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going
down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again."
She hears the little boy continue; "For those of you just boarding, we
ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b!tch in the kitchen.