Designated Decoy

Designated Decoy

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."


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[chumbucket]

Uh-oh. Where's the spamenator MJ when you need him?
spam, spam, spam, and eggs. >:(

[C YENSEN]

little fishy CB, the guys first post is a joke ???

[chumbucket]

The spam links at the bottom are >:( 'round here.

And another one bites the dust!! ;D

[chumbucket]

Who was that masked Man in the pink TUTU and pink cashmere Hello Kitty gloves wearing lambskin skuff slippers? ;D

[macojoe]

I think it was Charlie the tuna trying to be me!! Because I don't were lamb skin slippers!!

Pink tutu and gloves but not the slippers!! ;D

[charlie_the_tuna]

no, but raul called and said you left your fuzzy slippers on his porch again.

[chumbucket]

You sure those slippers weren't under Raul's bed?

[macojoe]

I just called him and asked were they fuzzy or lamb skin?? He said Lamb Skin, so it was you!!