Dog Rules

[reelapeelin]

Ten Pet Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
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> 1. Blaming your farts on me...
> not funny... not funny at all !!!
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> 2. Yelling at me for barking..
> I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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> 3. Taking me for a walk,
> then not letting me check stuff out.
> Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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> 4. Any trick that involves
> balancing food on my nose...
> stop it!
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> 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
> your stuff up when you're not home.
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> 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
> You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo
> what a proud moment for the top of the
> food chain.
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> 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
> then acting surprised when I freak out
> every time we go back!
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> 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
> haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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> 9.Dog sweaters.
> Hello ???,
> Haven't you noticed the fur?
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> 10. How you act disgusted
> when I lick myself.
> Look, we both know the truth,
> you're just jealous.
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> Now lay off me on some of these thing's,
> We both know who's boss here!!!
> You don't see me picking up your poop
> do you ???
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> EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
> A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
> CATS HAVE TO THINK
> ABOUT IT!!
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