Changing a light bulb

Mac_Attack · #1 07-02-2007, 08:44 PM

Question: How many members of the Bush
Administration are needed to
> change a light bulb?
>
> Answer: TEN.
>
> 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be
changed;
>
> 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who
says the light bulb
> needs to be changed;
>
> 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the
light bulb;
>
> 4. One to tell the nations of the world that
they are either for
> changing the light bulb or for eternal
darkness;
>
> 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract
to Halliburton for a
> new light bulb;
>
> 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed
as a janitor and
> standing on a step ladder under the banner
"Bulb Accomplished";
>
> 7. One administration insider to resign and in
detail reveal how Bush
> was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
>
> 8. Another one to viciously smear #7;
>
> 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at
rallies on how George Bush
> has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all
along;
>
> 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about
the difference between
> screwing in a light bulb and screwing the
country.
>
> And after all is said and done, no one will
notice that they never
> actually managed to change the light bulb!

tsubaki · #2 07-02-2007, 08:56 PM

Sorry Mac.
Didn't appreciate us paying for Monica's BBBlllooowwwjjooobbb
No comparing

Mac_Attack · #3 07-02-2007, 10:09 PM

Not to get too political but that B job did not cost any lives or Billions of $ Billy Mac ;D

tsubaki · #4 07-02-2007, 10:23 PM

Do love ya Billy Mac ;)

willy · #5 07-03-2007, 12:50 AM

Neither did GW, that was coming no matter who was in office, and you know what guess where all those sh!tbirds are right now spending their lives and money, Iraq and Afghanistan. Or hiding in a cave in Pakistan. Thats right, whatever reason was the headline reason was not the main reason. I don't like that either, I like to know what the big picture is and be told upfront.
But in the end that is the reason, and I feel sorry that we have not got the politicians with the balls to tell us or the population with the stomach to do what has to be done.
That is why they taunt us, that is why they carry out these atrocities, because they have no respect for us, for the wherewithal politicaly or with our capacity to endure what has to be done.
We are being run by a bunch of idiots that go in and do the job half assed every single time and it disgusts me.
We have a population that only wants us to stand up to the challenge a little bit. God forbid we go all the way and pursue these international demons where they live, God forbid we tell Iran to stop supplying the terrorists that are causing so much death and instability in Iraq, Lebanon Afghanistan and Palestine. God forbid we tell our so called friends Saudi Arabia to stop being the number one supplier of men and money to these same international thugs. God forbid we cause some instabilty in the world oil market.
Because we don't take decisive action more of our boys are going to die. Billions will be spent and in the end Iran will be standing there, Saudi Arabia will be standing there thumbing their nose at us when we pull out.
IN the end we will look just like the Arabic cartoons picture us, hollow images of our former selves.
In the end when the next Billary or some other socialist gets into power our country will lose something very precious, our ability to truly act as a nation, with pride and with the guts and intelligence to take out an avowed enemy all the way without hesitation.
What a shame.

#6 07-03-2007, 01:58 AM

SO, DID THE LIGHT BULB GET CHANGED? ::) IM CONFUSED ???

Mac_Attack · #7 07-03-2007, 06:46 AM

Were and I say were still working on it. Billy Mac ;D

#8 07-03-2007, 08:17 AM

Funny is funny no matter your political affiliation. My oldest, just cam home from Iraq ( seal team 5) and he sweares neither side is telling the truth. I agree we were dooped into supporting this war but now we're there and we have to finish the job. We need to do it quickly also because the real problem is here at home. You want to control imigration, draft every illegal you find manditory 2 years to earn citizenship. They did it to my family on the way over from Ireland. Good enough for me, good enough for them.

This message is in no way endorsed by any party and not supported by any facts. Simply good beer talking!!

Stripy for President.

Mac_Attack · #9 07-05-2007, 12:11 AM

Here's a photo I found about the B job!

tsubaki · #10 07-05-2007, 09:05 AM

It don't matter, if they do like the former recieptiant, yes he will be impeached and found not guilty (even though he did it and admitted it later).