10 Thoughts...

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Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.



Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
no thing.



Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.



Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves
you 30¢?



Number 2

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:



We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to

where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we
should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.



And thought for today "Life is like a
jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your *** tomorrow".